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Many Americans have been preoccupied with vote tallies this week, as many races have been just too close to call. Bob Mondello told us in 2020 he had a trick to distract himself from election-related counting. He concentrated on counting in movies.
BOB MONDELLO, BYLINE: Hans Gruber didn't have to raise his voice to be scary in "Die Hard." All he had to do was count.
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ALAN RICKMAN: (As Hans Gruber) I'm going to count to three. There will not be a four.
MONDELLO: He was a man of his word. Movie villains often are. So are movie heroes - say, Deadpool calculating his odds as he faces a whole lot of bad guys.
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RYAN REYNOLDS: (As Deadpool) I only have 12 bullets, so you're going to have to share. Let's count them down.
MONDELLO: This counting bullets thing comes up more often than you might expect, in whodunits especially. Though, as "Clue" established, characters can overthink.
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TIM CURRY: (As Wadsworth) There was one shot at Mr. Boddy in the study, two for the chandelier, two at the lounge door and one for the singing telegram.
LESLEY ANN WARREN: (As Miss Scarlet) That's not six.
CURRY: (As Wadsworth) One plus two plus two plus one.
WARREN: (As Miss Scarlet) Uh-uh. There was only one shot that got the chandelier. That's one plus two plus one plus one.
CURRY: (As Wadsworth) Even if you are right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one. Not one plus two plus one plus one.
WARREN: (As Miss Scarlet) OK. fine. One plus two plus one - shut up.
MONDELLO: When people are counting in movies, they're either adding things up or building suspense. Either way, there probably isn't a lot going on on screen. But then there doesn't have to be if there's, say, a bomb with the digital clock ticking down to zero - or, in the case of the Russian sub in "The Hunt for Red October," a torpedo coming that gets counted down and then up to - well, hard to say to what exactly. But Sean Connery gets it right.
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SAM NEILL: (As Captain Borodin) Torpedo impact now 15 seconds.
SEAN CONNERY: (As Marko Ramius) Sound collision.
NEILL: (As Captain Borodin) Sound collision.
MONDELLO: People count in movies for all kinds of less consequential reasons - to cue the band in musicals like "Chicago"...
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UNIDENTIFIED ACTOR: (As character) Five, six, seven, eight.
MONDELLO: ...To make sure everyone's lined up for a field trip in "Home Alone," to launch rockets in lots of movies. Films count cards in Vegas, seconds in prize fights, and sometimes filmmakers find a plot-driven reason to count - in "Rain Man," for instance, to give Tom Cruise a peek at the special talents of his autistic brother, played by Dustin Hoffman. A waitress has dropped a box of toothpicks, and Hoffman, barely glancing at the floor, sees a pattern.
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DUSTIN HOFFMAN: (As Raymond Babbitt) Eighty-two, 82, 82.
TOM CRUISE: (As Charlie Babbitt) Eighty-two what, Ray?
HOFFMAN: (As Raymond Babbitt) Toothpicks.
CRUISE: (As Charlie Babbitt) There's a lot more than 82 toothpicks, Ray.
HOFFMAN: (As Raymond Babbitt) Two hundred forty-six total.
CRUISE: (As Charlie Babbitt) Change.
MONDELLO: Cruise and the waitress look at the box cover.
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CRUISE: (As Charlie Babbitt) How many toothpicks are in there?
BONNIE HUNT: (As Sally Dibbs) Two-fifty.
CRUISE: (As Charlie Babbitt) Pretty close. Come on. Let's go, Ray.
HOFFMAN: (As Raymond Babbitt) Two hundred forty-six.
HUNT: (As Sally Dibbs) There's four left in the box.
MONDELLO: Hoffman took home an Oscar for that role. And J.K. Simmons got one years later playing a tyrannical music teacher in "Whiplash," where the most memorable scene was about counting beats mixed with slaps.
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J K SIMMONS: (As Terence Fletcher) Why do you suppose I just hurled a chair at your head, Neiman?
MILES TELLER: (As Andrew Neiman) I don't know.
SIMMONS: (As Terence Fletcher) Sure you do.
TELLER: (As Andrew Neiman) The tempo?
SIMMONS: (As Terence Fletcher) Were you rushing, or were you dragging?
TELLER: (As Andrew Neiman) I don't know.
SIMMONS: (As Terence Fletcher) Start counting.
TELLER: (As Andrew Neiman) Five, six...
SIMMONS: (As Terence Fletcher) In four, damn it. Look at me.
TELLER: (As Andrew Neiman) One, two, three, four.
(SOUNDBITE OF SLAP)
TELLER: (As Andrew Neiman) One, two, three, four.
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TELLER: (As Andrew Neiman) One, two, three...
SIMMONS: (As Terence Fletcher) Now, was I rushing, or was I dragging?
TELLER: (As Andrew Neiman) I don't know.
SIMMONS: (As Terence Fletcher) Count again.
TELLER: (As Andrew Neiman) One, two, three, four.
(SOUNDBITE OF SLAP)
TELLER: (As Andrew Neiman) One, two, three, four.
(SOUNDBITE OF SLAP)
TELLER: (As Andrew Neiman) One, two, three, four.
SIMMONS: (As Terence Fletcher) Rushing or dragging?
TELLER: (As Andrew Neiman) Rushing.
SIMMONS: (As Terence Fletcher) So you do know the difference.
MONDELLO: OK, I've gone down a dark hole looking for distraction. Rest assured, there's plenty of comic counting, from Monty Python's "Holy Grail" hand grenade sequence...
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ERIC IDLE: (As Brother Maynard) First shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two...
MONDELLO: ...To Roger Rabbit's haunting love poem that did not win over Jessica Rabbit.
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CHARLES FLEISCHER: (As Roger Rabbit) How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. One 1,000, two 1,000, three 1,000...
MONDELLO: And then there is no accounting for taste. I'm Bob Mondello.
(SOUNDBITE OF SONG, "ONE I LOVE YOU")
RONEE BLAKELY AND HENRY GIBSON: (Singing) One, I love you. Two, I'm thinking of you. Three, I'll never let you go. Transcript provided by NPR, Copyright NPR.
